One by one, Tiger Woods’ endorsement contracts are ceasing to exist, but there is one company willing to back him. AshleyMadison.com, the site for married cheaters, has formally offered Tiger Woods a 3 year/$5-million sponsorship deal. They are currently waiting a response from his agent. Tiger has been dropped from endorsement contracts such as Accenture, Gillette, PepsiCo/Gatorade, Tag Heuer, and AT&T which could end up costing him 100’s of millions of dollars.

One thing people hate about Facebook is how the ads co-opt my friends’ pictures and use them to try to sell me stupid stuff. Dan received one of those types of ads yesterday, only the combination of text and photo selection was a little… um, let’s say “open minded.”

Incoming search terms:

• affires made simple

- Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

- Negative this is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

Should be for an interesting conversation once he makes bail for him and his girlfriend.

Incoming search terms:

• message of bad time
• message on bad time
• text message affairs

A FURIOUS wife has called in divorce lawyers after spotting her husband’s car parked outside another woman’s house — on Google.

She saw the Range Rover while using the internet giant’s new Street View service to snoop on a female friend’s home.

The hubby had claimed he was away on business, but his missus recognised his motor immediately because of its blinged-up hubcaps.

The love cheat is not the only husband trapped by Google’s controversial new 360-degree photo search which covers 25 cities and towns throughout the country.

Top media lawyer Mark Stephens said: “I was talking about the Range Rover case when another divorce lawyer came up to say his firm was dealing with the same sort of thing. People are getting caught out on Google.

“I suspect the husband’s lawyers will claim it was an invasion of privacy that will cost him his marriage and Range Rover.”

Street View has triggered a stream of complaints from people caught on camera since its launch on March 20.

Google removed some images — including a man sheepishly leaving a sex shop. An office worker was also caught having a crafty cigarette by a No Smoking sign.

And yesterday The Sun told how a fleet of UFOs was spotted on Street View hovering over an East London bookies.

[Source]

Incoming search terms:

• catches cheating

I wanted to post a hoax about a gentlemen being caught in an affair. During June of 2002, this joke began to circulate as an image of a clipped newspaper.

Incoming search terms:

• affairs made simple videos
• 9/11 affair
• man caught having an affair 9/11
• how affairs caught
• caught cheating on 9/11