A FURIOUS wife has called in divorce lawyers after spotting her husband’s car parked outside another woman’s house — on Google.

She saw the Range Rover while using the internet giant’s new Street View service to snoop on a female friend’s home.

The hubby had claimed he was away on business, but his missus recognised his motor immediately because of its blinged-up hubcaps.

The love cheat is not the only husband trapped by Google’s controversial new 360-degree photo search which covers 25 cities and towns throughout the country.

Top media lawyer Mark Stephens said: “I was talking about the Range Rover case when another divorce lawyer came up to say his firm was dealing with the same sort of thing. People are getting caught out on Google.

“I suspect the husband’s lawyers will claim it was an invasion of privacy that will cost him his marriage and Range Rover.”

Street View has triggered a stream of complaints from people caught on camera since its launch on March 20.

Google removed some images — including a man sheepishly leaving a sex shop. An office worker was also caught having a crafty cigarette by a No Smoking sign.

And yesterday The Sun told how a fleet of UFOs was spotted on Street View hovering over an East London bookies.

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I wanted to post a hoax about a gentlemen being caught in an affair. During June of 2002, this joke began to circulate as an image of a clipped newspaper.

He said the following about the site:

Pros: There is a decent ratio of men to women, you can respond to a paid member’s email for free if they contact you. They have an affair guarantee in three months or they refund your money.

Cons: You have to pay to fully utilize this site, but that’s the cost of making discretion a priority.

If you don’t really care about the guarantee and just want to sign up right now, click here to go to the free sign up page.

Ashley Madison kind of sounds like a porn star name, and this online dating service actually does lean more that direction than many of the others. It specializes in affairs for married or attached people, which has gotten the attention of numerous publications. While plenty of people think this kind of service is unethical, there’s no denying the popularity of such practices. Rest assured, reader, that my first-hand knowledge that follows was done entirely for your benefit. I don’t wish to get in trouble with my “attachment.”

There are over 3.5 million members at Ashley Madison, and almost all of them are there to date outside of the relationship. The service makes it absolutely clear that it exists for just that reason. Still, you will find a few singles looking for relationships with other singles, but who would want to hook up with them, since it’s obvious they can’t follow directions?

Signing up can be extremely quick, since you only have to fill out about ten questions related to your location, physical characteristics, and relationship information. However, you have the option of filling out a more detailed profile that includes descriptions of your interests, your perfect match, and your “intimate interests.” You have the capability to add a profile photo, but you’ll find that the nature of this matching service makes profiles with photos fairly rare. It all adds up to Ashley Madison functioning like the Yahoo Personals of the polyamorous.

Members can get quite specific in their profiles with an interest checklist of over fifty preferences ranging from scented candles to tattoos. Some members also have a “private showcase” that may include photos you wouldn’t want your grandma to see. Other members must be invited to view them.

Ashley Madison offers a lot of help for members who want to make discretion a high priority. Members can turn off their profiles at any time, and they can also set things up so they appear offline even when they are actually online. In case you are about to get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, there is a panic button that will whisk you away to a movie trailer website. Good luck hitting it in time, though, as the button is awfully tiny.

Mischief and discretion come at a premium with Ashley Madison, so expect to pay two or three times the cost of cheaper online dating sites like Date.com or Perfectmatch.com. There is no monthly subscription price; instead members pay for credits, with the cheapest option being 100 credits for $55. That will buy you 5 hours of instant messaging time or 20 emails to new matches. The ultimate package costs $360 and covers six months of unlimited emailing and 750 credits (which equates to more than 37 hours of instant messaging time). Members can also choose to transfer credits to other members.

Other features you’ll find on the site include a tips section, where Ashley Madison offers advice for successful encounters. The online matchmaker seems to have thought of everything a new member could want in the way of help, even providing a “Dictionary of Acronyms & Emoticons” and a chart listing the most popular days and times for members to be on the site.

Ashley Madison also includes some cost-cutting features such as the ability to respond to a paid member’s email for free. There is also the unique option to send a collect instant message.

Be sure to thoroughly understand the consequences that can come from using the Ashley Madison online matching service. It can’t be emphasized enough that this is not just another online personals site. That being said, if some excitement outside of your current relationship doesn’t clash with your values, Ashley Madison can offer you a well-organized center for finding just what you’re looking for.

• “hi. it’s a boring day. no action going on today. just wanted to say hi. just let me know if I can help you.”
• “You look cute….what are you thinking about doing today?”
• “When are you looking to get together?  I’m available until about 4pm today.”
• “hey hun whats up”
• “Hi, I would love to entertain you today.”
• “Attrractive and discrete here downtown, 32 italian guy. interested?”
• “Do you care that I’m married??”
• “CAN YOU HOST FOR A WHILE???   LOVE THE LUNCH TIME THING 12:30 -1:30″
• “Anxious to know more.  WM/ 39 fit sexy d&d free, 7″thick”
• “hey im looking for some fun im bored as fuck and need to unleash some dick power if your interested let me know i will suck your pussy until all the juices are off of it”
• “I am an exotic and attractive man 6 feet tall 180 pounds with 8.5 inch cut dick.”
• “Do you have a number?”

None of these above responses were edited, this was the only thing said in their emails. Of the 120+ responses there was nothing interesting or humorous said to get the ladies attention, just emails from men being to demanding and needy. Also most of the emails sent had pictures of their penis attached, had cell phone numbers, and some were sent from private/work emails. That’s not too smart gentleman, that just asking for trouble.

For our M4W ad we received 5 responses in a twenty four hour period. Two of the responses were spam trying to get us to sign up for some webcam site, while the remaining three were from men offering discreet blowjobs to our male poster. So it seems we have males trolling the M4W section contacting males and offering them anonymous blowjobs.

We then decided to email a few of the ladies in the W4M section. Every response we got back was spam trying to get us to sign up for something, and not from real ladies. The truth is 95% of the W4M post are fake is only used to get emails to send you an advertisement back or to get you to sign up for something. Also the women who are real aren’t appealing.

We recommend you don’t use craigslist.com casual encounters section, stick with sites like Ashley Madison, Adult Friend Finder, or goto discreetdatingreviews.com to read peoples reviews of various dicreet dating sites, craigslist is over whelmed with horny men taking advantage of the free casual encounters section. You’re more then welcome to try craigslist casual encounters section out if you don’t believe us, but we guarantee you’ll be disappointed.

After trolling craigslist.com casual encounters section here’s what I’ve learned so far:

1. Many men post repeatedly. Almost daily in fact.
2. A LOT more men post than women, like a 200 to 1 ratio.
3. More young men post then older men.
4. Most of the offers (almost all) aren’t appealing – too far away, wrong age range, interested in making a night of it or noncompatible sexual requirements.
5. Some men are so obviously lying that I wonder how many who seem sincere really are.
6. I gather from some men’s comments that many gay men respond to these ads.
7. Young men are more likely to post a picture that includes their face.

Why some men think that posting pics of them having sex with other women wouldn’t make a potential sex partner fear she’ll find herself on Craigslist next week is beyond me. I’ll steer clear of those. Why men bother posting a request for a BJ and nothing else is also beyond me. Who would respond to that? Or the 60 yr olds looking for 18 yr olds.

Want to book a hotel room for your affairs? Here are some tips to follow so you don’t get caught cheating.

1. Find a hotel at least 15-20 miles from your place of work in order to minimize the chances of you being seen by someone you know. Even better, have an affair while on business to further minimize the chances of getting caught.
2. Use an alias to book the room and use a fake mailing address if they need an address.
3. Pay cash and keep no receipts ever. If you need to use a credit card, pick a hotel that you’ve used before or one that has a convention going on that you mightbe attending.
4. Pick your secret lover carefully. If you use Ashley Madison, most of the lovers there know the score and won’t rat you out. Adult Friend Finder has more selection by discretion may be an issue.
5. Make sure to use protection and make sure to use odorless condoms.
6. Scope out the hotel first and see if there is more than one way to enter the building. When you arrange to meet your lover there, make sure to arrive at different times and through different entrances. Same as when you leave. Don’t leave together and don’t leave out the same door.
7. Shower well after you have sex and either drop your clothes at the dry-cleaning, or laundrymat or throw them out. Make sure to check your pockets to make sure there is nothing incriminating inside.
8. Do NOT tell anyone that you are cheating. Create a story as to why you are out and stick to it.
9. Don’t give your secret lover any contact information, other than a secret email address.
10. Be someone other than yourself. Create a new persona, occupation etc for your secret lover. The less real details you reveal, the better you will be!

Sure there are some other tips we haven’t thought of, but these tips will hopefully keep you from getting caught cheating!

Some examples: Men, don’t show your abs if you’re over 20 years of age–it will backfire on you. Women, the older you are the better off you’ll be if you show some cleavage. Men, don’t smile in your pic, and make sure you’re staring at something out of frame. Women, smile and flirt directly into the camera. However, for both sexes your odds of a new contact leading to an actual conversation is best if your photo shows you doing something interesting, posing with an animal, or traveling.

I have no idea if this scales to same sex dating sites.

“The 4 Big Myths of Profile Pictures” [oktrends]

The same material you learned from sex-ed about sex still applies when your adult having an affair. STD’s and pregnancy should still be a concern when you’re having an affair on our partner and spouse. Use protection at all times you don’t want to pass something or catch something from them. Condoms and birth control could give away your fooling around on the side, so don’t let your partner or spouse find them.

Here are a six tips to help you be more successful on dating sites such as adultfriendfinder.com and ashleymadison.com.

1. Post decent photos of you. That means no penis or perverted photos. A nice profile picture of you can get more responses.
2. Fill out you profile completely and leave out the weird facts. Strange information in you profile will get you few or no responses.
3. When you contact someone don’t be demanding or needy, that will get you no replies, you have to be humorous and keep the message short and simple.
4. Don’t just respond to profiles with pictures only, some people don’t post photos of them for privacy reasons. Others don’t want to get responses based only on their looks and leave out the photo to get people to have to communicate and related to them on some level. If they are interested in you they will send you a photo.
5. Don’t focus all your time on the person who is the most attractive based on their profile picture, because every man in your local area already has.
6. You need to stick out in someone way if you’re a male using these sites, since the men to women ratio is much larger.

The easiest way to be caught is to leave a paper trail. You can avoid this by signing up for an online Post Office box. This will now become the “only” address you will use for all information and correspondence made during your affair. * Purchase a new cell phone with a different phone company then the one shared with your spouse or partner. This will avoid a mix up of a bill showing up to the wrong address. This number should only be used for your affair. Now you can have private and confidential calls worry free. Make sure the bill is sent to your new online p.o. address. * To pay for your online dating services, your new p.o. box, your new cell phone, as well as any other costs you may acquire while cheating, we strongly suggest you apply for a new credit card using your new p.o. box as your mailing address. This card shall be used to pay for any and all incidentals. It is as simple as that!

Unfortunately is not as simple as that. The advice above is full of problems that can lead to you being caught or raise suspicion. The P.O. Box is a bad idea, a private investigator or nosey individual can catch you retrieving mail from that box. How do you explain a P.O Box to your spouse or partner? As for signing up for a new credit card and cell phone and having the statements sent to your P.O. Box, this is mistake which could lead to you being caught. You may think your slick because the paper trail does not lead to your home, but you forgot that signing up for a new cell phone a new credit card requires a social security number. That means the new cell phone and credit card will show up on your credit report! That is a paper trail, how do you explain a new cell phone and credit card on your credit report? You can purchase a prepaid cell phone and prepaid credit with cash and that requires no name, address, or social security number.