Governor Mark Sanford Caught Cheating On His Wife

Governor Sanford’s attempted to use an airtight alibi that he was hiking along the Appalachian Trail by himself, when actually he jumped on an airplane and flew to Argentina to be with his mistress. Unfortunately that didn’t go over well with his state as everyone searched franticly for the missing governor. His little tall tale was busted when he was met by a reporter as he returned on his flight from Argentina. Most people seemed shocked at Governor Sanford, but people tend to forget this is a normal occurrence for politicians.