Halt! Don’t Go There! Don’t Cheat With A Co-Worker

Word to the wise, Don’t screw  around where you work. In other words: Please think carefully before you let your office-mate dip his pen in your ink well. He or she is someone you will have to see every single day, after all, and behave professionally in front of from 9-to-5. If you’re convinced you’re in love and you two will go the distance, that’s one thing. (And I still might hold off till one of you get transferred to a different department.) But going out to, say, the bar, after work, getting wasted on shots to celebrate the end of a tough week, and then taking your co-worker to hotel or backseat of a car ? Probably a terrible idea. Probably not worth the potential awkwardness, co-workers using the affair for extortion, getting FIRED, or depending on your company position, a possible lawsuit.

Top Five Hotels For Having Affairs

ABC News has named the top five hotels for having an affair, and the No-Tel Motel and Easy 8 are nowhere on the list.

Instead, the story — dubbed a travel piece — lists classy joints, such as the Peninsula Beverly Hills and the Il Palazzetto in Rome. It turns out an entire industry has sprung up around philandering, and I doubt any of the named hotels would turn away business from well-off travelers looking to get busy.

The story says:

 ”Despite what Hollywood would have you believe, an affair is often about romance. Not everybody wants to check into a seedy motel,” said Noel Biderman, president of AshleyMadison.com, a matchmaking site for would-be cheaters. “Some people do want to have a vista, beauty.”

Shh! The Top 5 Hotels for Having an Affair [ABC News]

Ashley Madison’s Cash For Chunkers

Ashley Madison is doing a parody to Obama’s “Cash for Clunkers” stimulus plan.

The “Cash for Clunkers” plan says if your partner is fat, obese, or larger then you would like, trade them in for a thinner younger partner on Ashley Madison.

Craigslist.com NSA Casual Encounters Rants, a woman’s view and sage advice

Advice from a lady who uses the casual encounters section of craigslist.com for the gentlemen looking for NSA sex.

Guys,

Have you ever read the M4W or CE posts? They’re practically all exactly the same! Have you ever noticed how many new ads are posted everyday? TONS. Do you realize how much competition you have? Do you realize that guys who want sex are a dime a dozen? Oh wait… you are the best pussy licker in town, sorry this post isn’t for you. CE is obviously working wonders for you. Continue reading Craigslist.com NSA Casual Encounters Rants, a woman’s view and sage advice

Facebook Dating Ad Hooks Up Married Man, With His Wife

One thing people hate about Facebook is how the ads co-opt my friends’ pictures and use them to try to sell me stupid stuff. Dan received one of those types of ads yesterday, only the combination of text and photo selection was a little… um, let’s say “open minded.”

Governor Mark Sanford Caught Cheating On His Wife

Governor Sanford’s attempted to use an airtight alibi that he was hiking along the Appalachian Trail by himself, when actually he jumped on an airplane and flew to Argentina to be with his mistress. Unfortunately that didn’t go over well with his state as everyone searched franticly for the missing governor. His little tall tale was busted when he was met by a reporter as he returned on his flight from Argentina. Most people seemed shocked at Governor Sanford, but people tend to forget this is a normal occurrence for politicians.