Why I Want To Sleep With Your Husband.. And Why HE Wants To Sleep With Me!

By admin | Apr 28, 2010

42-15349789Interesting article about a mistress explaining why women love having affairs with married men.

I love being a mistress – married men make much better lovers than single men. I made a lifestyle decision eight years ago to date only men with wives, and I’ve never been happier.

I know many people – especially married women – may be horrified, dismissing me as a selfish floozy, but I’m convinced the life I’ve chosen is far more satisfying than those of wives stuck in dead-end marriages.

Read the full article at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1178134/A-mistress-confesses-Why-I-want-sleep-husband–HE-wants-sleep-me.html

Bad Time For A Text Message

By admin | Apr 21, 2010

This is not the text message you want your girlfriend or wife to to read. Unfortunately this poor gentleman’s girlfriend did read it, and she responded back.

- Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

- Negative this is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

Should be for an interesting conversation once he makes bail for him and his girlfriend.

Top Ten Ways To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught

By admin | Apr 14, 2010

cheat2Regardless of what leads a spouse to break their wedding vows, here some of the best ways to get away with an affair.

1. - Never bring your lover to your home.
2. - Never go to your lover’s home (unless they are completely single and free from the ties of marriage and/or a serious relationship.) If they get caught by their significant other, chances are your spouse will also find out.
3. - Never call your new companion from your home phone and/or your cell phone (if your spouse has access to your phone record.)
4. - Never give your new friend your home phone number.
5. - Keep a low profile when you are out with your lover. You would be surprised how many people know you and/or your spouse, who unbeknownst to you may see you lavishing inappropriate attention on your new companion in public.
6. – Do your best to meet with your lover out of town – somewhere far enough away from home that you do not know people and people do not know you.
7. - Try to set up a regular schedule of “dates” with your lover. If your spouse expects you to be out of town for business overnight every Wednesday, he/she will not suspect anything when you maintain this schedule and include your new friend in your overnight stays.
8. – Do not become too confident in your ability to deceive your spouse. If you become too sure of yourself, you will get sloppy and you may get caught.
9. - Do not tell everyone you know about your illicit trysts. You should trust very few, if any, friends with your secret.
10. - Do not make promises you cannot keep. Nothing will prompt your lover to reveal your affair to your spouse quicker than your failure to fulfill some insincere commitment to end your marriage for him or her.
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3 Tricks to Make Women Like You

By admin | Apr 7, 2010

1. Be cocky – Most men walk on tiptoes next to women fearing that they may say the wrong thing. Well guess what, women can small your insecurity from a mile away. You need to turn that insecurity over on them, make them think that they need to work to get you to like them not the other way around. The way to do that is to be cocky around women, get them off their guard. Women are so used to men tiptoeing around them, that being cocky, but in a funny way will arouse their interest and get them to like you. One example is to say to women something like: “I would give you my number, but I don’t want to have to ward you off when you call at 3 in the morning to ask where I am.”

2. Maintain eye contact – Most guys try to catch women’s eyes just to shift them away the moment they achieve contact. One of the best ways to start a rapport with women and to see what their initial reaction is to you is to catch and maintain eye contact even if that makes you feel a little self-conscious. Once you do get her eye, give her a small, wry smile. Too big a smile and you’ll look like an enthusiastic jerk, so keep it small and mysterious.

3. Financial potential – Women like powerful and wealthy men, it’s no secret, but that doesn’t mean you can’t feed on that even if you’re totally broke. To make a woman like you, all you need to do is to make her think that you have a potential to make money and her imagination will finish the job. For instance, you can be a waiter, but also have a startup in the works. Or you can be a poor student of law, or a wealthy lawyer in a few years. You see what I mean: you need to paint the right picture.
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Have An Affair With A Ex Boyfriend or Girlfriend

By admin | Mar 31, 2010

Have you been married for sometime now and you’re bored and sexually frustrated? Then now is the perfect time to hit up the social networks such as myspace and facebook to locate those old college or high school ex boyfriends and girlfriends you have not talked to in years. It’s possible they are in the same situation as you and need that little bit of excitement and passion. One of your readers wrote us and did just that.

I love my wife and have no intentions of leaving her, but sex was just boring. One night I located my old college girlfriend I haven’t heard from in over five years on facebook. After some messages back and forth, I learned she was married and in the same situation as me. The messages turned sexual very quickly and we talked about our fling at college and how much fun we had together. The following week we met up at a hotel room downtown during my lunch break. It was just what we both needed.

Top 10 Reasons To Become Swingers

By admin | Mar 24, 2010

swingersBefore you run off and try an affair, maybe you should talk to your spouse or partner about becoming swingers. Couples who enjoy swinging and frequent say that they love their partners but crave “recreational sex”.

They claim that having sex with others is purely “for fun” and in no way diminishes the relationship they have with their spouse.

So where in such a relationship are the secrets that only two can share? Doesn’t having “interchangeable” sex partners kind of take the personal intimacy and romance right out of the bedroom?

Not according to swingers. They maintain that swinging allows them to explore their sexual boundaries together while strengthening their mutual love and respect for each other.

So, if you and your spouse are considering crossing over from fantasy to reality, here are the top 10 reasons to become swingers.

  1. Because you both want to experience sex with other people but do not want the guilt of “cheating”.
  2. To experiment and learn new techniques that new sex partners can offer.
  3. To fulfill your mutual fantasies.
  4. To satisfy your voyeuristic tendencies.
  5. To explore your bi-sexual curiosities.
  6. Have group sex in a safe and controlled environment whether it be at a private “house party” or at a swingers club.
  7. To enjoy multiple partner sex with like minded people without fear of judgment.
  8. To make new friends and experience and exciting “alternate lifestyle”.
  9. To experience those long lost, intoxicating feelings of “lust” and rejuvenate your boring and routine sex life.
  10. To share in a totally uninhibited and enjoyable “release” from the stress of everyday life that includes your partner.
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